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Chrusher Comix from Sunday, October 30, 1988
A graphic novel & comic book written,
illustrated, colored & © by Chris Galletta
Stevens with a
19-year archive.
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CHRUSHER COMIX OLDEST-TO-NEWEST EPISODE WARP:
Enjoy the 19-year "sketchbook with a storyline" by
CJS Galletta; AKA Chris Galletta Stevens. Divided into three Eras or Volumes, one
could start reading from any era or episode, because although they are
all interrelated, they are not interdependent (with the exception of
a handful of storylines, which can all be separated via
this webpage). Start from day one or skip from episode to episode. 100%-free! Pick an episode, listed in chronological order from the
original 1988 episode to the newest 2006 webcomic! All comics on this site are created, written, illustrated, colored and
(©) copyrighted by CJS Galletta (unless otherwise noted), and was mostly created
before webcomics were even invented, therefore bypassing all default
webcomic clichés (like fantasy, manga/anime-wanna-be's, sexually
perverse furries, ninja-pirates, D&D/RPG, video gamer humor all done by
cartoonists-that-can't-draw, writers-that-can't-write, and bad copies of
copies of copies). This comic is 100% original. Thanks for reading!
And only retards come to this page and leave over one thousand original comics
unread.
ERA #1 - THE TEEN/HIGH SCHOOL YEARS:
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Chrusher Comix Episode #1
- Let "The Slaughter" Begin!:
The legendary/crappiest first issue from 1988 takes us into the world of 14-year-old high school freshman, Chris Crusher (Chrusher for short)
and takes us where the lost "Misadventures of Mike Butski" left off. When his friends Mike Butski and Ronald "Fool" Foule get into a fight (or is it lover's quarrel?), Chrusher gets caught in the crossfire. This starts off a legendary
grudge match between Chrusher and Foule, and begins the ongoing serial that's been going on for over 18 years! By then-14-year-old Chris Stevens! The initial 3 pages have been digitally remastered and colored. The rest is black & white pencil on lined paper, like
most of the 1st season. (8 pages, 1988.) |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #2
- Chrusher vs. Ron Foule:
Chris Crusher seeks revenge for getting knocked-out and embarrassed by his nerdy friend, Ronnie "The Fool" Foule, in the high school hallways. But Ronnie has a large girlfriend who defends him. A very large one. Well, okay... obese. (7 pages, b&w + digitally colored cover, 1988.) |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #3
- Enter The Obliterator:
Chrusher is still angered by his old buddy Ronald Fool. He still wants his revenge, but Ronald calls on a acquaintance for help. A very, very large one. Even larger than the last one! I think that Chrush needs help too, don't you? 1st appearance of The Obliterator & Aaron Terminator! Digitally remastered cover. (7 pages, b&w, 1988.) |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #4
- The Origin of Scott "Cow" Gagnon:
Scott "The Cow" Gagnon is a very unique individual. He's obsessed with butts and greased objects that he likes to sodomize himself (and others) with. In this, Cow's 1st appearance, we learn the reason why sodomy leads to destruction!
Inspired by the humor of my friend, the real-life Scott Gagnon. (6 pages, B&W + digitally colored cover, 1988.) |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #6
- Obliterator's Revenge Pt. 1:
Mike Butski must answer to Chrusher for borrowing money from him for years. Years of lies have come to it's conclusion... it's time to collect! But Chrusher learns that maybe he should forgive past transgressions, as someone is looking over his shoulder for re-payment as well! (7 pages, B&W, 1988.) |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #7
- Obliterator's Revenge Pt. 2:
Chrusher finds out that the vigilante business isn't all fun and games. Fighting for truth and justice also means you have vengeful bad guys
that don't know right from wrong after you. And what a monster this bad guy is! (5 pages, B&W + Digitally remastered/colored cover, 1988.)
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Chrusher Comix Episode #8
- Obliterator's Revenge Pt. 3:
Obliterator's wrath is something to behold.
Abuse of a scientifically formulated mix of steroids and Miracle-Grow
makes him a behemoth. Bigger, stronger, and angrier than before... he tortures our hero, The Chrusher! A lesson on bullying in public schools! (6 B&W pages, 1988.) |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #9
- Obliterator's Revenge Pt. 4:
The Assassination Plot continues as The Obliterator dominates Chrusher
like a rag doll, cracking his neck, murders a crusty custodian, and then seeks out
Aaron Terminator. What a sadistic sonofabeeotch! (8 b&w pages, 1988.) |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #11
- Rake Science & The Origin of Keith Slasher Pt. 1:
In the funniest and most beloved issue of 1988, Scott "The Cow" Gagnon's antics gave teacher Ms. Wood a stroke and a heart attack, her 7th of the year!
When she falls, the perverse student Scott "The Cow" Gagnon then stands in for her... with tragic results
for the class! With his assistant, "The Strangler", they teach fellow students the perverse activity known as "Rake Science." And Crusher Comics are never the same again. 1st appearance of Keith Slasher and Justin Plankton. (8 pages, B&W + digitally colored cover, 1988.) |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #13a
- Enter: The Grim Raker:
Unlucky issue #13 was originally produced on Friday the 13th of January, 1988. And unlucky it is... for Chrusher. Justin "The Strangler" Plankton is dead. But not for long when toxic waste is dumped on his grave. Reborn as the supernaturally-charged "Grim Raker", Justin plots his revenge against the ones who stood against him in his former human life. Also includes the
1st appearance of RaYzor. Two smaller issues combined,
with the formation of "The Rake Hectors" revealed.
A critical prelude to the events of "The Graphic Novel." (21 b&w pages, 1988.) |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #13b
- Enter: The Grim Raker Pt.2:
Chrusher's in love with a hot chick, while others plot his death. Grim
Raker visits the hospital where Scott "The Cow" Gagnon, the
wanna-be-Ninja nicknamed "Death" (really just a regular, every-day white
kid with a few mail-order shurikens and a cheap katana replica), and
"The Obliterator" are all recovering from the beatings delivered upon
them by Chrusher's "Conqueror" gang. A critical prelude to the events of
"The Wrath of the Rake" 1989 Graphic Novel. Story: *** / Art: ** |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #15 - Welforce #2
- Ron Gets Tough:
Ronald "The Fool" Foule becomes "Kung-Fool" as he's tired of being the weakest and most-picked-on 14 year old in The Oswegonian High School. So he takes a martial arts class. This does increase his toughness... but how much?
Knowing Ronald.... it won't be all that scary. (7 b&w pages, 1989.) |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #16 - Welforce #3
- RaYzor The Hitman's Master Plan Pt. 1:
Welforce Mini-Series #3 sees Ray's
locker-graffiti rivalry with guest-star Conqueror Crasher Chasse come to a dangerous head as they meet in an abandoned parking lot for a showdown. However, The Hitman is a treacherous one, and then begins his master plan of ditching Welforce and joining The Conquerors...
at his very own friend's expense! (13 b&w pages, 1989.)
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Chrusher Comix Episode #18
- RaYzor The Hitman's Master Plan Pt. 3:
The Hitman's Master Plan: Part Three! Concluding the events of The Welforce mini-series, Hitman RaYzor tells Chris Crusher that Ron Fool is the one who hospitalized Crasher. Chrush is NOT amused, and allows Ray to join in exchange for the whereabouts of the accused Ronnie. Vengeful violent abuse then ensues
as they track Ronald down to his hideout... a Salvation Army box in
downtown Oswego! (8 b&w pages) |
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Chrusher Comix: Fan Art Section I
- including Hitman #1 by RaYzor:
Behold, and marvel the artwork of Chris'
fans/friends in the 1st year of "Chris' Crusher Comics". It is
a hilarious (but vulgar)
fan-art section
that begins with art by Mike Buske, who was the object of my destruction in
1987's "Misadventures of Mike Butski" which wound up getting confiscated by
the Oswego Middle School because it had Mike "getting some" from teachers and
animals while robbing Salvation Army boxes for sustenance. They are forever
lost. So, in a way, I deserved the abuse that he sent my way... and I also
think its funny (I can take a ribbing too). Then, RaYzor's
1989 "Hitman Comics",
were born after Ray became a Crusher Comic addict. Finally, my 1st
"Crusher Universe" poster, and some additional fan art by
Jeff
Egelston, Justin Plank, Dean Hawe and even
more by Ray! (1989) |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #19
- David Demolisher vs. Mike Butski:
Co-Written with RaYzor: Mike Butski's mouth gets him in trouble again! He was talking smack about Chrusher's old buddy Dave "The Demolisher". David demonstrates his namesake by demolishing Butski. Hitman RaYzor witnesses this and asks Dave to join the Conquerors. Butski knows the Welforce needs new agents and begins their search. Guest-artist/writer RaYzor joins in, illustrating a few pages of this issue of senseless violence
as I was busy with the Graphic Novel. (13 b&w pages from 1988). This
is the prequel to RaYzor's Hitman Comics, which I re-made below and
placed in proper chronological order. |
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Chrusher Comix
Episode #21a - Hitman #2a - Ron Hits Puberty!:
This side-chapter
before Hitman comics #2 features Chrusher trying to stop Ronald Fool
from sexually harassing teenage girls after Ron's puberty was awoken by
seeing his first naked woman in a porn magazine. A lesson of
sexual harassment in public schools. (8 b&w pages, 1989.)
Story: ** / Art: ** |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #21b - Hitman #2b
- Ron Hits Puberty:
Hitman comics #2 features Chrusher trying to stop Ronald Fool from sexually harassing teenage girls
after Ron's puberty was awoken by seeing his first naked woman in a porn
magazine. In the process, RaYzor The Hitman teaches Chrusher how to blow up Salvation Army boxes with grenades. This angers Welforce and then-leader Dave Screw-A-Not, who then counter-attacks. (8 b&w pages, 1989.) |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #22 - Hitman #3
- The Menace of Mega-Ron:
When Ronald Fool is raked in the butt by one of Cow Gagnon's muto-rakes, he transforms into the last thing he touched... which was an original 1984 Transformer toy named Megatron! And his powers are astonishing!
Strange... if he touched the toy, how did he get the cartoon Megatron
powers? Oh, well. Read it in the final issue of the Hitman Mini-Series: The Menace of Mega-Ron!
The final issue before The 1989 ChrusherComix Graphic Novel! (19 b&w pages, 1989.) |
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Chrusher Comix Universe - The Bio-profiles of the
1988-1989 characters:
Want
to know what the 1988-89 Crusher Comic characters are all about? Well,
if you read Episodes 1-22, then you essentially know. If you didn't read
Episodes 1-22, then this will give you a recap into most of the
characters before my "Wrath of the Rake" Graphic Novel. Per usual in my
1st season of comics, the art and writing aren't quite up to par of the
latter episodes, but it still is funny, especially the pictures. (1
color cover & 25 b&w pages plus additional "unreleased promo issue"
cover collection. Rarely-seen bonus pages featuring covers of a handful
of prototype/never-completed issues of Crusher Comics that anybody could
finish if they wanted. Or, I may leave them open for my own back-story
purposes, 1989.) |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #23 - "The Wrath of the Rake" Graphic Novel:
Fourteen-year-old Chris Crusher and his high school buddies have some trouble. His three most formidable enemies; The Obliterator, Cow Gagnon, and Grim Raker have united to form a super-bad-guy-team; The Rake Hectors. So powerful are they, that the Conquerors and Welforce unite to stop them!
The 1st appearance of Jamin Powerhouse, the new strongman for the
Conquerors. Bonus-sized Graphic Novel, partially inked and colored via colored pencils. (58 pages, mixed ink, colored pencils and b&w pencil. Produced between 1988-90.) |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #24
- Crasher Chasse vs. RaYzor The Hitman - The Rematch!:
In this small issue that completes Season One, RaYzor "The Hitman", knows that his friendship with Chrusher is jeopardized if the secret to his rise to power is revealed. RaYzor tries to silence "Crasher" Chasse forever. But Crasher may have something to say about that.
I did this one before I finished the Graphic Novel, but since Crasher
Chasse was in a coma for the duration of it, and it wasn't released
until after the Graphic Novel, it is placed in it's proper chronological
order here. (9 b&w pages from 1989.)
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Chrusher Comix Episode #25
- The Lost Second Season (Recap):
Season Two, initially started in 1990, is forever lost and never to be seen again... four issues...
four months of work... destroyed... by The RaYzor. In realizing that I
almost forgot what happened... and knowing that I needed to reconstruct
it in order to preserve the storyline's integrity here in this 2005/2006
complete online reprinting, this small section gives us a condensed recap into the events that occurred between "The Wrath of the Rake" graphic novel and "The Last DaYs of The Glare."
And insight into why I was so horrible to Ray in the following episodes. Is The Chrusher dead? (4 b&w pages, recapping a story from 1989-1990.) |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #26 - The Last DaYz of the Glare #1:
Season Two begins with The Last DaYz of The Glare, RaYzor is the new leader of the Conquerors. But his obsession with destroying Welforce is making everybody suspect his sanity. May RaYzor be overmatched by new Welforce leader, Ian "The Brain" Babbler? Meanwhile, Chrusher is alive, but has absolutely no idea where he is and why he got there. (Completely uploaded.) This mini-series was even mentioned on the radio show:
Hate The Radio! (15 b&w pages including two digitally remastered/re-colored pages!) |
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Chrusher Comix The Welforce-mobile of 1990:
Not an episode, but rather an advertisement. As seen in "The Last DaYz of the Glare
Part One, Welforce created a vehicle from recycled materials. Voted on
as truly hysterical by the fans of the original Crusher Comics saga.
This one is the digitally remastered/colored version for full comedic
effect to the new internet audience.
Story: **** / Art: **** |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #27 - The Last DaYz of the Glare #2:
In part two of The Last DaYz of The Glare, RaYzor grows increasingly insane and loses more and more battles to Welforce. With the battles go his hair and his sanity. Chrusher wakes up from his amnesia and begins his trek home. But his
then-girlfriend meets up with Chrusher's most formidable foe, and the outcome is not pretty. Drawn in my worst "teen angst" period,
that apparently all webcomics do fifteen years after mine did. Learn
some originality, lads and lassies. Suggested for mature audiences, with partial nudity and graphic violence.
This one got me a slap across the face from my ex-gf! How rude! (15 b&w pages from 1990.) |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #28 - The Last DaYz of the Glare #3:
In The Last DaYz of The Glare's third chapter from 1991, Chris Crusher returns to find The Conquerors gone and RaYzor going absolutely insane! Why is Chrusher's friend attacking him? And why is Ray acting so crazy? (13 b&w pages from 1990.) |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #29 - The Last DaYz of the Glare #4:
The Last DaYz of The Glare's fourth and final chapter. RaYzor is taken (via the dreaded paddy-wagon) to the insane asylum. He meets his idols "Drugs and Posers" in addition to being recruited by a new and powerful enemy, who awakens a superpower in Ray; The brightest forehead glare known to mankind!
You can do it, Raymond! (26 b&w pages, including
The Snears & Nobucks catalog, inspired by a friend.) |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #33 - Year Three #4
- King Babah vs. The Conquerors:
The fourth and final episode of Season Three (1991) comes to a climax in this bonus-sized action-packed issue. King Babah's powers are finally revealed, and it's more than Chrusher and his high school buddy Conquerors have ever seen before. Chrusher will need the help of some new friends, or else he will not survive.
All while Jamin Powerhouse leads a rebuild effort of Fort Crusher... and
gets assaulted by Ian's newest Welforce member. This issue opens Crusher Comics into a whole new era, and it will be a
focal point of many future storylines, so do take note. (39 b&w pages with colored pencil cover, 1991.)
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Chrusher Comix: Episode #34
- Senior Lunacy One-Shot:
1992's Season Four kicks off with a one-shot issue that features inks and colored pencil! Chrusher is a high school senior and most of the Conqueror's have quit. Welforce is also having problems. And a mysterious assassin
begins his deadly mission. Chrush, training with a Ninjitsu expert, seeks new members and
meets several strange new people; namely Marty Scoville & the Headstrong
Posse - in this final issue of the High School teenager era, that ends in a multiple-angle cliffhanger (What?!)!
Cliffhanger to be resolved in a future issue. A distant future issue.
Unless someone wants to take my plot and draw it before I do. |
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Chrusher Comix: The
Award-Winning Buccaneer Bulletin Crusher Comics
Collection:
In 1990, a few Oswego High School
teachers discovered my habit of not doing schoolwork and instead drawing
comics. Previously, I got in trouble for this. But this time it was
different, as the teachers realized that my comics were skilled way
beyond my years! I was
immediately asked to draw comics for the school newspaper. So, I reprint
every comic of
the award-winning comic strip series that was originally published in Oswego High School's Buccaneer Bulletin between 1989-1992
here. It wasn't really intended to be canon with the rest of the saga...
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ERA #2 - THE 1990s (Fully inked & Colored Covers):
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Chrusher Comix: Episode
#35 - The Ogre Soundtrack Storybook:
The Ogre Soundtrack's Read-Along/Sing-Along Storybook! The father of Chris
Crusher (and his muscle-bound brother, Matt The Mashing Musher) is finally
revealed for the 1st time... and embarrassing it is to the brothers! This perverse side-chapter
in the ChrusherComix saga is only truly appreciated if you buy the Ogre
Soundtrack 2-CD set that it was illustrated to accompany! Mature audiences only. Adult-content. Also accompanied by a 2-CDR set available for
$15, contains material by Chris ChrusherComix, Matt "Galletta's" Stevens,
RaYzor C., Babs Babbitt, and A.C. Welphy Murphy! Music composed & conducted
by John Williams! (19 fully inked pages with colorized covers & CD inserts!) |
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Chrusher Comix: Episode #36 - Return of the Chrusher Part 1 - "The Scourge
of Scoville!":
Part One of Three in the "Return of The Chrusher" mini-series. Fully inked with a digitally colored cover, this is Book One of the second ChrusherComix era! Chris Crusher has been missing. This issue reveals that he has been captured by friend and fellow artist/vigilante-turned-art-teacher, Marty Scoville. Also, the newest Conqueror, "Ricktor" Equalizer meets up with the newest Welforce agents, Corey and Shark, who apparently execute RaYzor! All with a madman rapist/murderer on the loose. 39 fully inked pages, including a newly digitally colored cover.
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Chrusher Comix: Episode #37 -
Return of the Chrusher Part 2 - "Old friends / New Enemies":
All hell seems to be breaking loose as we see some flashbacks into the recent past in addition to current events in this, the second chapter of the second era of the Chrusher saga. The loose ends of Episode #34 are explored, yet more problems seem to arise in the wake of discovery. And no good can possibly occur when a perverse madman is on a spree of ritualistic rape, death and destruction. Fully inked with a digitally colored cover.
The finale of this issue is only available only via Pay-per-view sponsorship
(meaning someone pays me to finish it or helps me finish it -plotted but not
illustrated), but around
half of the issue is available. |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #38
- Return of the Chrusher Part 3 - "RaYzor's Funeral":
Chrusher returns
home to find that his best-buddy/lackey RaYzor is dead. Shot by new
agents of The Welforce. At RaYzor's wake, old and new characters collide
and in the process, old storylines are finally resolved to wrap up the
third chapter in "The Return of The Crusher" Trilogy.
This issue is only available only via Pay-per-view sponsorship (meaning
someone pays me to finish it or helps me finish it - it is plotted but not
illustrated), but a short preview is
available. |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #39 - "The Arrival of the Dark
Conquerors" (Quickie-Comic Series #1):
Darkness surrounds The Conquerors. Chrusher, Mush,
RaYzor, Cow, and Ricktor have become twisted
vigilantes. Chrusher has been refining his latent telekinetic powers,
but seeing "goodness" leaving the normal populace, he has turned from
the way of peace and forgiveness that his God-fearing mother would
prefer. Instead, he and his brethren have turned vengeful on those who
have wronged them. Pain, hospitalizations, and laughter will
ensue. Drawn as a goof with a beer buzz in 10 minutes or less. Not my best art, but chock-full of sadistic violence.
And Danny Boyce's complete and utter victory?! |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #40 - "Danny Triumphant?! Finishers Off
The Roof!" (Quickie-Comic Series #2):
Quickie Issue #2: Dan triumphs? He defeats the hero
of the comic, his brother, and his best friends? His genitals are
larger than an average-sized human being? What?! Welcome to the
continuation of 50 pages
of plot-less, senseless, mindless, cartoony-slapstick violence for the sake
of violence.
No storyline advancement. No plot twists. Just the Dark Conquerors
profusely beating on foes and throwing them off the top of a six
story hospital roof. If you like that kind of thing, you'll laugh. If you don't, you
won't. And may be the next victim. The inspiration of this comic
also has some of his own art in the 2nd fan-art section;
Dan Boyce's
comic. |
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Chrusher Comix Episode #44 - "Clogged
Butts & Lunaticials"
by
Chris Stevens & friends:
The Lunaticials have been revealed. Mr.
Corrodedwithshitfaceman has also been revealed - claiming to be
their leader. And the Conquerors are poor, unsuspecting fools that
do not understand what is going to overtake them. What happens when
Chrusher's Conquerors, the Lunaticials, and the Welphys (and a
couple of Welforce members) all collide? All logic goes flying out
the door and all hell breaks loose on earth. Well, at least at
Galletta's Speedway & Greenhouse. Viewer discretion advised.
Politically-correct-police please avoid this stuff. It WILL piss you
off, guaranteed. Ah, if you've gotten this far, then you know that
already. If you like stuff that pisses PC-types off, then you'll
love this. |
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Chrusher Comix
Episode #46 - "A Very Welphy
Christmas"
(er,
excuse me... 'Holiday time' out of respect for the Christphobic
Welphys), technically a "supplemental" holiday comic; like
a yearbook or annual or something. Chronologically anywhere
between #s 36-45, but named #46 because technically I just add a
page or two or three to every XMas as a Christmas present for my
brother and my crazy friends who like this messed up stuff. |
ERA
#3 - THE ACTUAL NEW WEBCOMIC - BOOK ONE:
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Chrusher: "End Cycle" (Volume Three: Number
One; Episode #47 overall) -
A Graphic Novel
by
Chris Stevens:
It is the year 2007, and Chace
Chrusher Khristoph is a forensic artist and private detective. While the
authorities are searching for an elusive serial killer, one who uses
ancient Japanese weapons to kill, they dig up clues from a cold case
leads directly to a ghost from Chrusher's past; One that has haunted
him for over a decade. And while a beautiful young psychic assisting
the police finds him, she leads him into a destiny that he is most
assuredly not ready for, even though he has diligently prepared for
it all his life. And the more secrets that unravel before him bring
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THE CLASSIC 1988-1999 CHARACTERS:
This is the cast of the 1988-1999 "comedic" era of
Chrusher Comix. This comic started in 1988 (where most of the characters
were high school teenagers), and went on to 1999 (when the characters
were all well into their twenties). The new 2007 webcomic saga will
technically be in the same universe (many of the pre-existing characters
grown into adulthood, and storylines will stand upon, though not depend
on, this previous saga), but take a drastically different approach to the story.
It will be
more of a serious drama than a goofy and violent comedy that this prior
title had mostly always been. Presented in order-of-appearance and with
periodic additions. Enjoy.
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Christopher Crusher [AKA The Chrusher]:
Chris is a freedom and justice loving lad and the main character of
these comics. He believes in the principles of good and evil/right and wrong and has many enemies that do not agree
with his ideals. Skilled in bujutsu. Some say that he is a
caricature of the author, but he scoffs at that because the
author does not have telekinetic powers as does Chrusher.
Founded "The Conquerors" to combat evil.
1st appearance: ChrusherComix Episode #1
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Mike Butski: Mike
is a bit of a misfit. Accused of being a welfare case (though he
claims to just dress like a poor slob) he doubles as part-time
friend, part-time enemy to Chrusher. Small, but tough and
street-wise. Caught stealing from a
Salvation Army Box, he was recruited to lead a group called
"Welforce," a group of misfits who fight for... well, we we're not
quite sure. The right to welfare and food stamps? We have no idea,
really.
1st appearance: The Adventures of Misfit Bisquit (1987).
1st Surviving appearance: Chrusher Episode #1
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Ronald
Foule: Ronnie is another misfit. Part nerd, part geek, it is
believed that he comes from a rich family, though every one of his
friends are welfare cases. Ron is always trying to be cool; from
buying "in-style" clothing that's 8-years too late, to studying
Kung-Fu to emulate his favorite martial arts movie stars - but he
just makes a fool out of himself. Ron's sexual ambiguity confuses
many, as he has dated and lusts after both sexes. Member of
Welforce.
1st Surviving appearance: ChrusherComix Episode #1
(1988). |
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The
Obliterator: His real
name unknown, the Obliterator is a massive human being with
unbelievable physical strength and surreal skeletal structure.
Cousin of Ron, who hired him to defeat Chrusher. Rumor has it that
he was genetically altered, though Obliterator has insisted that his
freakish strength came from obsessive-compulsive exercise, power
lifting, nutrition, Miracle-Grow and steroids. Has an obsession with
destroying Chrusher.
1st appearance: ChrusherComix Episode
#3
(1988). Origin:
#23
(The Wrath of the Rake, 1989). |
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The
Conquerors: Chrusher founded
this group to fight for justice and friendship in high
school. It is also a generic
name for most of Chrusher's friends and allies. Among them are his brother
Matt Musher, and friends RaYzor, Jeff Egelstone, Jamin Powerhouse,
Dave Scruaton, Crasher Chasse, Ricktor, and more. There are
honorary, part-time members, and a few have even spent time on both
Welforce and the Conquerors. A Founding member, Aaron Terminator,
died in battle. Some have even left the group out of contempt for Chrusher or other
members.
1st appearance: ChrusherComix Episode
#3
(1988). New Era Members: Episode
#36
(1995). |
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Scott
"The Cow" Gagnon: Scott
is a strange lad who refers to himself as "The Overlord." Claims
that his "power is too much," and often refers the drainage of all
other "power sources" within his immediate vicinity. He also speaks
often of greased rakes, telephone poles, fences, forks, pencils,
crayons, chainsaws, lawn mowers, rusty pitchforks, bike chains and
ice-picks up people's hind sides. Founder of "The Rake Hectors" and
"The Saucy Chain of Doom."
1st appearance: ChrusherComix Episode
#4
(1988). |
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The Grim
Raker: Once known as a
quiet and mysterious high scholar and amateur boxer named Justin
Plankton, Justin took to Cow's philosophy of the rake and became
"The Strangler." Justin was killed by a katana-wielding high scholar
pretending to be a Ninja. But after toxic waste was poured on his
grave, his seemingly immortal corpse emerged with acidic skin and
the ability to shoot energy blasts from his fists. Henceforth
re-named; The Grim Raker.
1st appearance as Justin Strangler: ChrusherComix Episode
#11
(1988). As Grim Raker: Episode
#13 (1989). |
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Keith
"Slasher": Keith was
once a regular, every day high school teenager. However, when Cow
and The Grim Raker took over his Science class and slashed his butt
with a muto-powered rake, his face became permanently deformed and
he grew four razor-sharp blades from each knuckle. Keith has a very
dark outlook on life, and has been rumored to have studied mystic
arts. Though an old friend of Chrusher, he's considered to be
a loose cannon.
1st appearance & origin: ChrusherComix Episode
#11
(1988). |
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RaYzor
"The Hitman" Cadildo: RaYzor was a playground
pro-wrestling champion who was recruited by Welforce. Ray
double-crossed Welforce, using them to defeat one of Chrusher's
Conquerors, and then took his place on the roster. Ray, though being Chrusher's best
friend, sometimes has delusions of grandeur to take over the world.
Obsessed with late-80s rock, rocker women, computers, Star Wars,
WWE, bloody steak, beer, cigs, and violence.
1st appearance: ChrusherComix Episode
#14
(Welforce #1, 1989). Cameo as "Gay Ray": Episode
#13. |
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Welforce:
Welforce was founded by Mike Butski after Butski was caught stealing
from and living in Salvation Army boxes. The Salvation Army enlisted
him to defend the boxes from theft in exchange for items and
shelter. It has seen many agents and leaders come and go - but
Butski, Foule, and mad-genius leader, Ian, have long been the main trio of members.
Dan Boyce and his stooge buds Cory & Shark, are believed to be
freelance members..
1st appearance: ChrusherComix Episode
#14
(Welforce #1, 1989). New Era Members: Episode
#36
(1995). |
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Ian "The
Brain" Babbler: Ian was
a quiet and nerdy high-scholar who skipped two grades in school due
to his advanced knowledge in mathematics and sophisticated
scientific theories. After being recruited by founding member Mike
Butski, Ian rose to prominence within the ranks of Welforce. Due to
the fact that he was the only competent member of the group, he
became their leader. His brain was rumored to be altered via nuclear
reactors.
1st appearance: ChrusherComix Episode
#20
((S)Hitman #1, 1989). |
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Jo-Jo
Bunns: Jo-Jo is a young man with a dual personality. His
good persona, known as John, is a good friend of Chrusher and a
Conqueror. However, for reasons unknown, he occasionally turns into
an evil bully and viciously attacks even his closest friends and
relatives. When this occurs, his butt grows several times larger
than normal and he is known as Jo-Jo. Has a twin brother, Jim, who
is also a Conqueror, but is otherwise completely normal.
1st appearance as John [w/Jim]: ChrusherComix Episode
#23
(1989-90). 1st as Jo-Jo: Episode
#37
(1996). |
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Matsuo:
A Japanese immigrant who came to America to find his relatives,
deceased sensei's surviving protégés,
and select American masters to complete his training in bujutsu. Meeting
the Chrusher while fighting a mutual enemy, Matsuo took Chrusher under
his wing to teach him purer bujutsu after Chrusher's American
martial arts teacher was murdered via expert fashion; presumably
by a disciple of kan-aku na ninjutsu.
1st appearance: ChrusherComix Episode
#27
(Last DaYz of the Glare #2, 1990-91). |
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King
Babah: A villain that entered the Chrusher Universe under
mysterious circumstances, Babah is a foe of unimaginable power.
Believed to be the boss of a criminal underground, and is known to
possess powers that nobody understands. He has a deep knowledge of
the Conquerors, but then disappeared after a confrontation with
Chrusher. Wears energized armor and wields an ancient sword
powered by a mystic stone.
1st cameo appearance: ChrusherComix Episode
#28
(Last DaYz of the Glare #3, 1990-91). Full-power:
#33. |
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Steven
"Barbarian" Howeird:
Steven was once a normal, cross-eyed lad who dreamed of being a a
bodybuilder-turned-pro-wrestler. But his dreams became a nightmare
when a friend lodged a 2x4 with a nail in his skull while playing in
a barn. Steve then started believing that he was the hybrid renegade
Pirate Viking Warrior with a mixed ethnic heritage that includes
Norwegian, Hispanic, Scottish, and Middle-Eastern decent. Has his
own language.
1st appearance as Barbarian: ChrusherComix Episode
#30
(1990-91). As Hulk Howeird: Episode
#23
(1989-90). |
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Martin
Scoville & The Headstrong Posse: Chrusher met Marty in a
school where he shared classes in art and criminal justice. What
surprised them both, is that Marty and his group of friends, The
Headstrong Posse, were a nearby school's equivalent to Chrusher &
his Conquerors. Their teacher, Dr. Davies,
put Chrush and Marty through a test of righteousness by brainwashing both
into believing they were enemies. When they passed, Davies informed
them of a great foe that bested him in his crime-fighting days, and
whom they need to join forces against to ever hope of defeating.
This enemy is yet unknown.
1st appearance: ChrusherComix Episode
#34
(1991-92). 1st Dr. Davies: Episode
#36
(1995). |
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The
Unnamed Assassin: A masked individual dressed in completely
black matte material who has hunted, assaulted, raped and/or murdered several
peripheral characters. Secretive and incredibly
lethal, it is believed to be at least a disciple of kan-aku na
ninjutsu, a form of martial arts that is used almost exclusively
for evil. However, this ninja assassin has yet to truly make
his presence felt upon any main character in the Chrusher Universe...
yet.
1st appearance: ChrusherComix Episode
#34
(1991-92). Further attacks: Preludes in Episodes
#36
&
#37. |
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Wesley
James TrOgre: The Wild Weasel Wesley, AKA TrOgre (Ogre for
short), is a small, deformed man who has been identified as the wife
of "The Mare" and the father of Chrusher and Musher. Once classified
to be a midget troll with Ogarian blood, Wes is
dim-witted, humorless, violent, and quick-to-anger. He is somewhat
harmless but his existence is an eclectic mixture of incompetent
embarrassment while being an endless source of humor.
1st appearance: ChrusherComix Episode
#35
(The Ogre Soundtrack's Storybook, 1993-94). 1st Mare:
#36. |
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Danny
Boyce & His Stooges: Dan
Boyce is an arrogant mercenary. Friend and enemy of all, it is
believed that he learned the ways of the dual-personality from Jo-Jo
Bunns, who traumatized him via constant friendship/bullying in his
youth. His mildly retarded friends, Corey Moronie and M. Blubbs
Shark, who have an unknown vendetta against Chrusher and his brother
Musher leading back to their Chrusher Coliseum backyard football
days, were unwittingly hired by Welforce's Ian Babbler. Thurman Kyle
is a third, lesser-known stooge.
Dan's
1st appearance: ChrusherComix Episode
#35 1st
regular appearance of Stooges:
#36.
1st cameo of all:
#23.
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