Introduction to the Three Volumes of ChrusherComix
ChrusherComix is a comic book series
separated into three volumes. Although they are interrelated, they are
absolutely not interdependent. One could start from any of the
selections noted below, though I deeply insist that the average visitor
new to this book should exclusively read the dramatic third volume, as it was the
only one created for not just my friends, but specifically for a large
audience. The first two volumes are called "Classic Comedy" Crusher Comics; filled with juvenile humor, and the third volume is a graphic novel; filled with my newst artwork and is more of a dramatic novel.
VOLUME ONE (1988-1992)
My Teenage Juvenile Comedy Comics:
ChrusherComix is a comic book series
separated into three volumes. Although they are interrelated, they are
absolutely not interdependent. One could start from any of the
selections noted below, though I deeply insist that the average visitor
new to this book should exclusively read the dramatic third volume, as
it was the only one created for not just my friends, but specifically
for a large audience.
ChrusherComix is a comic book series
separated into three volumes. Although they are interrelated, they are
absolutely not interdependent. One could start from any of the
selections noted below, though I deeply insist that the average visitor
new to this book should exclusively read the dramatic third volume, as it was the
only one created for not just my friends, but specifically for a large
audience.
Volume One is essentially a comedy that
contains the introductions of many of the main characters. It was
poorly written and illustrated by me when I was fourteen though nineteen years
old and is essentially my practice, though it does contain a storyline.
It is provided online only for archival purposes, as most visitors will
have little to no interest in most of it other than some of my high school
classmates who were parodied in it, or people interested in watching an
amateur teenage cartoonist's artwork steadily improve. Then again,
0.000001% of visitors have never read more than 3% of it because they
leave after the silly and poorly drawn opening cycles.
Volume Two was written and illustrated during my twenties. Like its
predecessor, was only written and illustrated for my artistic practice
and the amusement of my friends, and is still not well-suited for a
wider audience. It continues the story introduced in the first volume,
but with superior artwork and additional characters. Though it is
largely a comedy, I placed dramatic elements within it to advance the
story of the forthcoming third volume between the humor, but then, to
simply amuse my best friends, gave way completely to little more than
juvenile humor as the volume concluded. Again, 0.000001% of visitors
have never read more than 3% of it because they leave when they don't
understand the characters in the opening episode.
Volume Three is a departure from the largely comedic initial volumes
of the book. It is a new and dramatic story meant to stand completely
on its own as an original graphic novel, but yet draw from certain
elements from the first two volumes. One will not need to read the first
two volumes to understand or enjoy the third, though a new reader may
venture back and visit the characters and their origins if they so
choose to. It is a drama that I have plotted for over a decade, and I am
debuting it on this website for a worldwide audience. Please respect
this description and I hope that you read and enjoy!
As for now, if you really think you are in for
the early episodes, then continue to the below comic, the very first one
of the ChrusherComix story that I did in 1988 when I was 14 years old
(though I remastered the first few pages in 2004)!
Okay, now if you are just here to see how well I can draw, and don't
need storylines to entertain you, then try some of the below samples:
Okay, now if you are looking for a
laugh, then DO NOT try and read ChrusherComix from start to finish,
start reading both of these:
The Welphy Family (1997, Colored 2006)
The Lunaticials (1999,
Colored 2006)
Okay, now if you are looking to read some
random comedic stories from the archive, then start reading one of
these:
Okay, now if you are looking to
read the saga from day one, no matter how terrible a 14-year-old
can do a comic in high school study hall, then start reading one
of these. Also, only accursed mental midget losers come to this page and leave over one thousand
hilarious comics
unread.
I made this intro with a colorized panel from a 1999 episode, due to be uploaded summer 2006.
"Classic Crusher Comics" was done between 1988-1999 as an
unpublished "sketchbook with a storyline" comic book
while the author was in school and for a short period thereafter. In 2005, it was reborn,
reprinted entirely for the world wide web as a webcomic. Now, a new graphic novel debuted, though interrelated,
not interdependent to the old archival comic books. Enjoy any
and all!
Shortcuts to some of
the most memorable ChrusherComix storylines, newest to oldest. A list of every single one is
found here. Winner of: 1st place in The Empire State School Press Association's "Best Cartoon of the Academic Year" 1st & 2nd Place three times in three years in The Syracuse Newspapers
Post-Standard Editorial Writing & Cartoon Contest!
OTHER ART PROJECTS BY CHRISTOPHER GALLETTA-STEVENS:
Tee & Wee need to send their message of
health and nutrition to earthling kids all over the world! Buy their
children's book:
My other webcomic -
A cartoon for all-ages called Towner:
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