Chrusher Comix Episode #31 - Year Three #2
- "The Dawn of The Barbarian!":
Dawn of The Barbarian! The second chapter of the third season is perhaps
one of the funniest (and oddest) of the entire saga, unless you are
Chrusher. After his friend accidentally
knocked a 2x4 with a nail into Steven "Hulk" Howeird's skull, Steve
started losing his mind, dressing like a caveman,
and trying out for Crusher's Conqueror gang here in previous
episode. After they rejected and beat on him, Steven Howeird finally lost all of his marbles,
creating his own language, believing that he is the descendent of
renegade Norwegian Vikings, Puerto Rican warlords, Odd Pagan warlocks,
and middle-eastern Kings and Presidents, and goes on a vengeful rampage that is chock full of disgusting, vile, and vulgar adult humor.
I got my skull smashed against the school bus window for this
one, heheh. Still one of the funniest (and grossest) in the series. Mature audiences only! (28 b&w pages, 1991.)
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It's a shame that most people don't find these. Even with a link placed directly on the index page. Sheesh. A couple hours re-texting this old bad boy, in addition to coloring a new Towner strip, and I get ignored. God bless you other webcartoonists, nothin' against ya'lls... but when is my stuff gonna' get some votes (and an audience other than my personal friends) already? Sheesh. Again... I can't wait until I get to my inked comics so I can color 'em. That should get a few peeps who will only bother with colorized comics. Anyways, I'd like to thank the millions.... *pregnant pause* of fans who have posted on my Chris
Crusher Comics message board! One last thing... I'll quote a friend, who was reading some assorted webcomics other than Chrusher and Towner. He said, "There should be a new law. Only musicians should do music. Only filmmakers should make movies. And only cartoonists should do comics!" Thaks, man! This is coing from a friend who does do his own comics, admittedly with low amounts of cartoonist-ability, but when you see some of the $#it out there. Man! Not most... but some. And not anybody I know either.
"Classic Crusher Comics" was produced between 1988-1999 as an
unpublished "sketchbook with a storyline" amateur comic book
while the author was in school and for a short period thereafter. In 2005, it was reborn,
reprinted entirely for the world wide web as a webcomic. Now, a new graphic novel debuted, though interrelated,
not interdependent to the old archival comic books. Enjoy any
and all!
Shortcuts to some of
the most memorable ChrusherComix storylines, newest to oldest. A list of every single one is
found here. Winner of: 1st place in The Empire State School Press Association's "Best Cartoon of the Academic Year" 1st & 2nd Place three times in three years in The Syracuse Newspapers
Post-Standard Editorial Writing & Cartoon Contest!
OTHER ART PROJECTS BY CHRISTOPHER GALLETTA-STEVENS:
Tee & Wee need to send their message of
health and nutrition to earthling kids all over the world! Buy their
children's book:
My other webcomic -
A cartoon for all-ages called Towner:
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