Because so many people in the world are pervs looking for nude or sex comics (I get a good portion of search engine hits from people looking for those keywords), and because sex sells, I gave my Chrusher character an out from the Lunaticial humor and put hot chicks in the storyline for him. Little do my long-time readers realize that they will tie this RaYzor/Lunaticial mini-series into the next ChrusherComix saga, which is being plotted/scripted as I write this. I colored the hot chicks to show off my powers to random people who will just want to see sexy babes and leave. Here you go. Now read the rest! This stuff will tie into my newer ones (as most of my saga does - tie old stories to new stories out of seemingly nowhere; the way I personally like a storyline), so you have to read. Or else you suck. Ha!
When my wife saw this, she asked, "Who are these girls? Where am I?" and I said, "I drew this three years before I met you, teeruk." To which she replied, "So, these are your dream girls, huh? Big boobs and shapely and toned muscle! You can't hide it because you drew it!" To which I replied, "Before I met my real-life dream-girl. Now I'd draw you kidnapping Chrusher instead." Lesson in how-to-smooth-talk your woman? Hardly. She rolled her eyes and said, "Yeah right. These comics suck. Draw Towner." Haha! My wife is a beautiful Thai woman with a flawless petite body and has nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, standard ChrusherComix procedure is to put all of my friends and family in the comics, so she is due an appearance in my newest chapters. Now, screw this gibber-jabber and read the rest of the Lunaticial story!!!!
"Classic Crusher Comics" was done between 1988-1999 as an
unpublished "sketchbook with a storyline" comic book
while the author was in school and for a short period thereafter. In 2005, it was reborn,
reprinted entirely for the world wide web as a webcomic. Now, a new graphic novel debuted, though interrelated,
not interdependent to the old archival comic books. Enjoy any
and all!
Shortcuts to some of
the most memorable ChrusherComix storylines, newest to oldest. A list of every single one is
found here. Winner of: 1st place in The Empire State School Press Association's "Best Cartoon of the Academic Year" 1st & 2nd Place three times in three years in The Syracuse Newspapers
Post-Standard Editorial Writing & Cartoon Contest!
OTHER ART PROJECTS BY CHRISTOPHER GALLETTA-STEVENS:
Tee & Wee need to send their message of
health and nutrition to earthling kids all over the world! Buy their
children's book:
My other webcomic -
A cartoon for all-ages called Towner:
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