Chrusher Comix Episode #41 - "The
Introduction of The Welphy Family"
(Quickie-Comic #3)
[Black & White] |
[Fully-colored]:
Quickie Issue #3 introduces us to Thomas and Annette
Welphy, the obese, elderly, and angry parents of Chrush & Mush's
friend, Adam "A.C." Welphy.
Thomas is a
world-renowned professor of fecal anthropology at the local
University and is coprophagous, while Ann is owner of countless award-winning pug dogs
and a community leader in teaching aerobic
exercise and sexuality amongst the elderly and the obese. Ann's
anger and hatred towards everybody - including people she hardly
knows - is legendary. Comedy ensues immediately and does
not end until what little integrity Crusher comics had utterly
left forever. Please be advised that there is plenty of
toilet/crotch humor in this issue, so if you are against that
then skip this issue. I personally grew out of that when I was
like 8 years old, but some of my friends didn't, and this comic
is just to make my friends laugh their @$$es off. And rest
assured, they did - one of them knocking over a garbage can
rolling around on the ground. Scott Gagnon rates this comic as "the
best" and "all others are welfare food-stampage and suck." He also adds that you should "pick, lick
and stick!"
Original B&W version found here, and the
Fully-colorized version from is found
here.
"Classic Crusher Comics" was done between 1988-1999 as an
unpublished "sketchbook with a storyline" comic book
while the author was in school and for a short period thereafter. In 2005, it was reborn,
reprinted entirely for the world wide web as a webcomic. Now, a new graphic novel debuted, though interrelated,
not interdependent to the old archival comic books. Enjoy any
and all!
Shortcuts to some of
the most memorable ChrusherComix storylines, newest to oldest. A list of every single one is
found here. Winner of: 1st place in The Empire State School Press Association's "Best Cartoon of the Academic Year" 1st & 2nd Place three times in three years in The Syracuse Newspapers
Post-Standard Editorial Writing & Cartoon Contest!
OTHER ART PROJECTS BY CHRISTOPHER GALLETTA-STEVENS:
Tee & Wee need to send their message of
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children's book:
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