Chrusher Comix Episode #41 - "The
Introduction of The Welphy Family" ALL-COLOR ISSUE (Quickie-Comic Series #3): Quickie Issue #3 introduces us to Thomas and Annette
Welphy; obese, elderly, and angry farts. Comedy ensues immediately
and does not end until what little integrity Crusher comics had utterly left forever.
Please be advised that there is plenty of vulgar, uncensored toilet
and crotch humor in this
issue, so if you're above that, then
don't look (read Towner, my clean comics). This episode starts
here.
JULY 27th, 2006 UPDATE/QUASI-BLOG: And now my revenge has been fully enacted. Please forgive me, as normally I am not this vulgar, but vengence is fun, as this is all payback to someone who wronged my brother and... well... insulted him and our whole family. Lesson #1 folks. Don't f*** with me. I own people in my comics. And I have a ball doing it too. The uncensored version is available on a pay-per-view (er, paypal-per-view) basis! (Hey, I think I learned something by watching WWF/WWE all those years! Thanks Vincent Kennedy McMahon, er... MISTER McMahon! One of my idols!) I'll now resume the comic as originally intended, as I removed another perverse storyline and added this perverse one instead. Meanwhile, my go-kart buddies may be wondering why I didn't update the Galletta's Go-kart website yet, well, been busy with work, and I'm still pi$$ed that my brother shafted me with an untested motor on my kart last Sunday, and then a malfunctioning carb on my main engine for two weeks before that. He's making it really easy for him to take another championship, and I'm on strike from doing the stats until he puts one of my main motors back on my kart and uses the untested, powerless hunk of garbage that he forced me to drive last Sunday. Thanks. -CJ
JULY 28th, 2006 UPDATE:Invisible update (to let you peer at that visage another day). Rarely-seen 1988/89 1st year art! Alternate covers to pre-existing comics that I forgot to upload, found starting here. Rarely seen since 1989! And you'll agree... probably should have NEVER been re-revealed! BHAHA!
Oh... You never thought you'd ever see a woman being violated by a horse in a webcomic, did you? Well, now you have.
"Classic Crusher Comics" was produced between 1988-1999 as an
unpublished "sketchbook with a storyline" amateur comic book
while the author was in school and for a short period thereafter. In 2005, it was reborn,
reprinted entirely for the world wide web as a webcomic. Now, a new graphic novel debuted, though interrelated,
not interdependent to the old archival comic books. Enjoy any
and all!
Shortcuts to some of
the most memorable ChrusherComix storylines, newest to oldest. A list of every single one is
found here. Winner of: 1st place in The Empire State School Press Association's "Best Cartoon of the Academic Year" 1st & 2nd Place three times in three years in The Syracuse Newspapers
Post-Standard Editorial Writing & Cartoon Contest!
OTHER ART PROJECTS BY CHRISTOPHER GALLETTA-STEVENS:
Tee & Wee need to send their message of
health and nutrition to earthling kids all over the world! Buy their
children's book:
My other webcomic -
A cartoon for all-ages called Towner:
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