Chrusher Comix Episode #41 - "The
Introduction of The Welphy Family" ALL-COLOR ISSUE (Quickie-Comic Series #3): Quickie Issue #3 introduces us to Thomas and Annette
Welphy; obese, elderly, and angry farts. Comedy ensues immediately
and does not end until what little integrity Crusher comics had utterly left forever.
Please be advised that there is plenty of vulgar, uncensored toilet
and crotch humor in this
issue, so if you're above that, then
don't look (read Towner, my clean comics). This episode starts
here.
August 16th, 2006 UPDATE: Another free page pathetically illustrated sometime in 1997, but nicely colored (if I say so myself) & freely web-published in 2006. The conclusion of this issue is available only via pay-per-view basis. So that means that nobody will ever see it, because I never get any money. Ha! If interested, then press those "PayPal/Donate" buttons and/or press that "Contact Me" button and give me an offer. Anyway, do not fret freeloader readers, as I have over 600 free Chrusher comic book pages before this and a hundred or two more to go after this. Next free issue will be "RaYzor / The Lunaticial Comix", which is co-written and co-illustrated by (my best friend/co-conspirator/easy-target-for-a-prank) RaYzor (Last name censored by request) of "HateTheRadio" and "Zadoc... and the Nightmare" fame! Again, this is an issue that is from the late-90s, but it will be newly colored by yours truly! Even RaYzor's pages! So you better enjoy it! Or else! Meanwhile, please feel free to read my Galletta's Go-Kart website, where yours truly can be seen racing (and occasionally winning)! In fact, this week's race shows me in my victory pose at the famed Oswego Speedway's new Dirt track. Ha! That means I own, and rule! (Although my writer friend, Robert Buchanan that it is an impossibility to both own and rule, I proved him wrong. Ha-ha!) You can also enjoy some uncolored versions of the next "free" episode due up, here… you freeloaders! -Chris (AKA, the best unpaid webcartoonist in the known universe, bar none, PERIOD!).
"Classic Crusher Comics" was produced between 1988-1999 as an
unpublished "sketchbook with a storyline" amateur comic book
while the author was in school and for a short period thereafter. In 2005, it was reborn,
reprinted entirely for the world wide web as a webcomic. Now, a new graphic novel debuted, though interrelated,
not interdependent to the old archival comic books. Enjoy any
and all!
Shortcuts to some of
the most memorable ChrusherComix storylines, newest to oldest. A list of every single one is
found here. Winner of: 1st place in The Empire State School Press Association's "Best Cartoon of the Academic Year" 1st & 2nd Place three times in three years in The Syracuse Newspapers
Post-Standard Editorial Writing & Cartoon Contest!
OTHER ART PROJECTS BY CHRISTOPHER GALLETTA-STEVENS:
Tee & Wee need to send their message of
health and nutrition to earthling kids all over the world! Buy their
children's book:
My other webcomic -
A cartoon for all-ages called Towner:
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