10/26/2006 UPDATE: Sorry for the lack of updates, but ComicGenesis's automated update thingamajingy was down, so it took a couple of days to see the updated pages on the site. Also, this page, unlike nearly every other that I've uploaded so far, has entirely new material on it. Most of these ChrusherComix have very funny stuff, but I drew them almost a decade ago for the amusement of just my friends and just myself. They get it and they can't get enough of it because they know who I'm basing these characters on and just how funny they are. But, for the new webcomic audience, you may miss something. Therefore, occasionally I'll throw in a new scene that gives some background on to why the joke is so funny, and hence we see Cow mocking and laughing at poor unfortunate people with disabilities and genetic abnormalities. Otherwise the rest of the story won't make any sense to you. And Lord knows how many of you look at the main page, look at the 1st page, then leave (personally I find that mentally deficient, but that's just my freedom of speech/opinion for you there, haha!). Anyway, the 1st half of this page was written and illustrated and colored just now, and the latter half was written and illustrated in 1997, colored and net-debuted now. The newer part of the page obviously looks better, but the older part was drawn while I was camping out with my buddies, wrapping my teeth around some brews and laughing at goofy-faced people in our old high school yearbooks. Yeah, we were immature (and still are), but it'll explain the crappier art in the 2nd half of the page compared to the 1st. Also, please contact me onto which comics you'll want me to print/pre-order 1st, and what characters you'd like on mugs or hats. I'll be preparing them as soon as I can, but updates may temporarily cease while I'm doing so. Thanks. And, 1st-timers, read on... and read more than just the newest page and the 1st page, will ya'? God, considering I’ve made 900 pages (18 years worth of comic book storylines) available in one year and people only read two, that is so stupid, yet annoyingly common. Maybe I should have only done two or three pages instead of hundreds. I don’t get it. Anyway, sorry for saying it, but my only two pages that ever get hits are my 1st and last. Rant over. TTYL!
"Classic Crusher Comics" was produced between 1988-1999 as an
unpublished "sketchbook with a storyline" amateur comic book
while the author was in school and for a short period thereafter. In 2005, it was reborn,
reprinted entirely for the world wide web as a webcomic. Now, a new graphic novel debuted, though interrelated,
not interdependent to the old archival comic books. Enjoy any
and all!
Shortcuts to some of
the most memorable ChrusherComix storylines, newest to oldest. A list of every single one is
found here. Winner of: 1st place in The Empire State School Press Association's "Best Cartoon of the Academic Year" 1st & 2nd Place three times in three years in The Syracuse Newspapers
Post-Standard Editorial Writing & Cartoon Contest!
OTHER ART PROJECTS BY CHRISTOPHER GALLETTA-STEVENS:
Tee & Wee need to send their message of
health and nutrition to earthling kids all over the world! Buy their
children's book:
My other webcomic -
A cartoon for all-ages called Towner:
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