-Classic Comedy Crusher Comic Storylines (1988-1999)-

THE BEGINNING OF A COMIC BOOK BY A 14-YEAR-OLD IN HIGH SCHOOL STUDY HALL:
CLASSIC CRUSHER COMICS EPISODES #1-3 (1988):
Chrusher Comix Episode #1 - "The Slaughter": The legendary first issue from 1988 takes us into the world of 14-year-old high school freshman, Chris Crusher (Chrusher for short) and takes us where the lost "Misadventures of Mike Butski" left off. When his friends Mike Butski and Ronald "Fool" Foule get into a fight (or is it lover's quarrel?), Chrusher gets caught in the crossfire. This starts off a legendary grudge triangle match between the trio! Episode #2 - Poor, Poor Ron: Chris Crusher seeks revenge for getting knocked-out in the school hallways by his nerdy friend, Ronnie Foule. But Ron's obese girlfriend defends him. Episode #3 - Enter The Obliterator: Ron Foule's cousin attempts to get revenge on the Chrusher. 1st appearance of The Obliterator Foule & Aaron Terminator Terrorzuhuli! Some pages have been digitally remastered and colored.

THE ORIGIN & MADNESS OF SCOTT "THE COW" GAGNON (1988)
CLASSIC CRUSHER COMICS EPISODES #4-5:
Chrusher Comix Episode #4 - The Origin of Scott "Cow" Gagnon: Scott "The Cow" Gagnon is a very unique individual. He's obsessed with butts and greased objects that he likes to sodomize himself (and others) with. In this, Cow's 1st appearance, we learn the reason why sodomy leads to destruction! Inspired by the insane humor of Scott Gagnon. Episode #5 - Pt. 2: The Teenage Mutant Raking Cow: Scott "Cow" Gagnon has mutated into a genetic-freak man-cow! And now he has taken hostages and is preparing to rake their @$$es, turning them into mutant creatures as well! This entire issue was drawn entirely in pen on lined paper one day while I was in-house suspension in High School (my punishment for drawing comics during class). Ha, I RULE, and PUBLIC SCHOOL SUCKS!
 

THE 'ROID-RAGING MADNESS OF THE OBLITERATOR (1988)
CLASSIC CRUSHER COMICS EPISODES #6-10:
Chrusher Comix Episode #6 - Obliterator's Revenge Pt. 1: Perhaps the least interesting story in Crusher Comics history, though still important to the story. "The Assassination Plot" begins as we see that Mike Butski must answer to Chrusher for borrowing money from him for years. Years of lies have come to it's conclusion... it's time to collect! But Chrusher learns that maybe he should forgive past transgressions, as someone is looking over his shoulder for re-payment as well! Episode #7 - Pt. 2: Chrusher finds out that the vigilante business isn't all fun and games. Fighting for truth and justice also means you have vengeful bad guys after you. And what a monster this bad guy is! Episode #8 - Pt. 3: Obliterator's wrath is something to behold. Bigger, stronger, and angrier than before... he tortures our hero, The Chrusher! A lesson on bullying in public schools! Episode #9 - Pt. 4: The Assassination Plot continues as The Obliterator dominates Chrusher and then seeks out Terminator. There will be zero hope for their survival... unless....Episode #10 -  Pt. 5: "The Assassination Plot" concludes as The Obliterator, trying to destroy both Chrusher and Terminator, meets up with the newest Conqueror, Crasher Chasse! Thus, ending the most useless mini-series in Crusher Comics history (so if you're a casual reader and not a Crusher Comix addict, then you can skip this mini-series).

COW'S RAKE SCIENCE & THE BIRTH OF THE GRIM RAKER (1988)
CLASSIC CRUSHER EPISODES #11-13 (1988-89):
Chrusher Comix Episode #11 - Rake Science & The Origin of Keith Slasher Pt. 1: In the funniest and most beloved  issue of the 1988 comics, Scott "The Cow" Gagnon's antics gave teacher Ms. Wood a stroke and a heart attack, her 7th of the year! Scott then stands in for her... with tragic results! With his assistant, "The Strangler", they teach fellow students the perverse activity known as "Rake Science." And Crusher Comics are never the same again. 1st appearance of Keith Slasher and Justin Plankton. Episode #12 - Rake Science & The Origin of Keith Slasher Pt. 2:  Keith "The Slasher" is born! Raked by Cow Gagnon, Keith is horribly scarred and must don a hood. But a side-effect of the muto-rake-job produces weird metal claws that grew from his knuckles. Bad news for the perverted Cow! And a rip-off of Wolverine! Bonus-sized Christmas-break issue.  Chrusher Comix Episode #13a - Enter: The Grim Raker: Unlucky issue #13 was originally produced on Friday the 13th of January, 1988. And unlucky it is... for Chrusher and his loose-cannon buddy Keith Slasher. Keith is being stalked by a kid who he mocked because he had a bad case of zits. Justin "The Strangler" Plankton is dead. But not for long when toxic waste is dumped on his grave. Reborn as the supernaturally-charged "The Grim Raker", Justin plots his revenge against the ones who stood against him in his former human life. Also includes the 1st appearance of "The Hitman" RaYzor.

WELFORCE COMICS - FIGHT FOR WELFARE [Spin-off Mini-Series]
CLASSIC CRUSHER EPISODES #14-15 (1989):
Chrusher Comix Episode #14 - Welforce #1 - The Origin & Story of Mike Butski: The historic origin of Welforce is revealed as Iron Mike Butski tells the tale of how his group was founded! Recapping a less twisted story of the forever lost "Misadventures of Mike Butski" with all new characters and a new outlook. For years, the Misfit Bisquit has raided Salvation Army boxes, stealing from not only the church, but the poor! But find out what happened when he is finally caught in the act! Introduces several new members into the comics, including the origin of "The Hitman" RaYzor Cadildo. Episode #15 - Welforce #2 - Ron Gets Tough: Ronald "The Fool" Foule becomes "Kung-Fool" as he's tired of  being the weakest and most-picked-on 14 year old in The Oswegonian High School. So he takes a martial arts class. This does increase his toughness... but how much?

RAYZOR THE HITMAN'S HOSTILE TAKEOVER
CLASSIC CRUSHER EPISODES #16-18 (1989):
Episode #16 - Welforce #3 - RaYzor The Hitman's Master Plan Pt. 1: Welforce Mini-Series #3 sees Ray's rivalry with guest-star Conqueror Crasher Chasse come to a dangerous head as they meet in an abandoned parking lot for a showdown. However, The Hitman is a treacherous one, and then begins his master plan of ditching Welforce and joining The Conquerors! Episode #17 - Welforce #4 - RaYzor The Hitman's Master Plan Pt. 2: Welforce Mini-Series #4: RaYzor betrays and dominates his old comrades in Welforce in "Hitman's Master Plan: Part 2 - Hostile Takeover!". Co-plotted by RaYzor himself.  Episode #18 - RaYzor The Hitman's Master Plan Pt. 3: The Hitman's Master Plan: Part Three! Concluding the The Welforce mini-series, Hitman RaYzor tells Chris Crusher that Ron Fool is the one who hospitalized Crasher. Chrush is NOT amused, and allows Ray to join in exchange for the whereabouts of the accused Ronnie. Vengeful violent abuse then ensues as they track Ronald down to his hideout... a Salvation Army box in downtown Oswego! Chrusher Comix: Fan Art Section I: Behold the first fan-art section that begins with Mike Buske's revenge, because he was the object of my destruction in 1987's "Misadventures of Mike Butski" which wound up getting confiscated by the Oswego Middle School because it had Mike getting some from teachers and animals while robbing Salvation Army boxes for sustenance. Then, RaYzor's 1989 "Hitman Comics", were born after RaY became a Crusher Comic addict. Finally, my 1st "Crusher Universe" poster, and some additional fan art by Jeff E., Justin P., Dean H. and even more by Ray! (1989).

RAYZOR'S (S)HITMAN'S COMICS [SPIN-OFF MINI-SERIES]
CLASSIC CRUSHER COMIC CHRONOLOGICAL EPISODES #19-22 (1989):
Chrusher Comix Episode #19 - David Demolisher vs. Mike Butski: Co-Written with RaYzor: Mike Butski's mouth gets him in trouble again! He was talking smack about Chrusher's old buddy Dave "The Demolisher". David demonstrates his namesake by demolishing Butski. Hitman RaYzor witnesses this and asks Dave to join the Conquerors. Butski knows the Welforce needs new agents and begins their search. Guest-artist/writer RaYzor joins in, illustrating a few pages of this issue of senseless violence as I was busy with the Graphic Novel. Episode #20 - (S)Hitman #1 (written by RaYzor): Hitman mini-series #1 from 1988! In this issue, written by RaYzor (of "HateTheRadio" and "Zadoc... and the Nightmare" fame) and illustrated by Chris Stevens, sees RaYzor "The Hitman" enjoying his new status as a Conqueror, dominating Welforce members. Welforce hires new members, including a boy-genius named Ian "The Brain" Babbler. Episode #21a - Hitman #2a - Ron Hits Puberty! Hitman comics #2 features Chrusher trying to stop Ronald Fool from sexually harassing teenage girls after Ron's puberty was awoken by seeing his first naked woman in a porn magazine. Episode #21b - Hitman #2b - Scru-a-not's Counter-Attack: Then, RaYzor The Hitman teaches Chrusher how get revenge via blowing up Salvation Army boxes with grenades. This angers Welforce and then-leader Dave Screw-A-Not, who then counter-attacks. Episode #22 - Hitman #3 - The Menace of Mega-Ron: When Ronald Fool is raked in the butt by one of Cow Gagnon's muto-rakes, he transforms into the last thing he touched... which was an original 1984 Transformer toy named Megatron! And his powers are astonishing! Plus, bonus pages featuring covers of a handful of prototype/never-before-seen issues of Crusher Comics which are only available in print format.

THE WRATH OF THE RAKE [1989 GRAPHIC NOVEL]
CLASSIC CRUSHER EPISODES #23-24:  (1989-90):
Chrusher Comix Episode #23 - "The Wrath of the Rake" A 14-year-old Teenager's Graphic Novel: Fourteen-year-old Chris Crusher and his high school buddies have some trouble. His three most formidable enemies; The Obliterator, Cow Gagnon, and Grim Raker have united to form a super-bad-guy-team; The Rake Hectors. So powerful are they, that the Conquerors and Welforce unite to stop them! In this issue, one can really see my artwork improve drastically between the first and last pages. Episode #24 - Crasher Chasse vs. RaYzor - The Rematch!: RaYzor "The Hitman", knows that his friendship with Chrusher is jeopardized if the secret to his rise to power is revealed. RaYzor tries to silence "Crasher" Chasse forever. But Crasher may have something to say about that. Also, "The 1989 Crusher Comics Universe" bio and profile section. The "Crusher Comics Universe" bio and profile section about the Classic Crusher cast of 1988-1989. Often desecrated by the fans of Crusher, this section was inspired by 1980s Transformer tech-specs, G.I. Joe file cards, and Marvel Universe character profile comics. Meant to be humorous, and not a serious cast section like this page. 

THE LAST DAYZ OF THE GLARE [MINI-SERIES]
CLASSIC CRUSHER EPISODES #25-29 (1989-90):
Chrusher Comix Episode #25 - The Lost Second Season: Season Two, initially started in 1998-90, is forever lost, destroyed by RaYzor. A condensed recap into the events that occurred between "The Wrath of the Rake" graphic novel and "The Last DaYs of The Glare." Episode #26 - The Last DaYz of the Glare #1: Chrusher is missing and presumed dead, and RaYzor is the new leader of the Conquerors. But his obsession with destroying Welforce is making everybody suspect his sanity. RaYzor then attacks the new Welforce leader, Ian "The Brain" Babbler. This mini-series was even mentioned on the obnoxious radio show: Hate The Radio! Followed by a viewing of The Welforce Mobile. Episode #27 - The Last DaYz of the Glare #2: In part two, RaYzor grows increasingly insane and loses more battles to Welforce, his hair and his sanity. Chrusher wakes up from his amnesia while his shifty girlfriend meets up with Chrusher's most formidable foe.  Episode #28 - The Last DaYz of the Glare #3: In the third chapter from 1991, Chris Crusher returns to find The Conquerors gone and RaYzor insanely attacking him!  Episode #29 - The Last DaYz of the Glare #4:  The fourth and final chapter. RaYzor is taken to the insane asylum. He meets his idols "Drugs and Posers" which look suspiciously like "Guns N' Roses." And, a new and powerful enemy awakens a superpower in Ray! (includes The Snears & Nobucks catalog, inspired by Steve H. & Jeff E.)

THE ARRIVAL OF THE CRIME LORD - KING BABAH
(CLASSIC CRUSHER EPISODES #30-33 from 1990-91)
Chrusher Comix Episode #30 - Year Three #1 - The Arrival of King Babah: The third season (1991) kicks off with a little old and a little new. Welforce keeps trying, and keeps failing. But bigger enemies loom in the horizon for the Conquerors.  After the  "Barbarian" persona, tries out for the Conquerors.  interlude, Episode #32 - Year Three #3 - "Fort Crusher... GONE!?": In the third issue from Season Three, Chris Crusher has to deal with the fact that Fort Crusher is annihilated in the aftermath of Steven The Barbarian's attack. In addition, he finds more clues that lead him to the mysterious entity known as King Babah. Episode #33 - Year Three #3 - King Babah vs. The Conquerors: The fourth and final episode of Season Three (1991) comes to a climax in this bonus-sized action-packed issue. King Babah's powers are finally revealed, and it's more than Chrusher and his high school buddy Conqueror's have ever seen before. Chrusher will need the help of some new friends, or else he will not survive. This issue opens Crusher Comics into a whole new era, and it will be a focal point of many future storylines, so do take note.

THE DAWN OF THE VIKING RENEGADE STEVEN BARBARIAN BOND
(CLASSIC CRUSHER EPISODES #31 from 1990-91)
Episode #31 - Year Three #2 - "The Dawn of The Barbarian!": The second chapter of the third season is perhaps one of the funniest (and oddest) of the entire saga, though it technically started in the previous episode here. Steven Howeird has finally lost all of his marbles and goes on a vengeful rampage after Chrusher - one that is chock full of disgusting, vile, and vulgar humor that furries may appreciate because they're messed up like that. Voted one of the funniest of the saga by readers.

"SENIOR YEAR LUNACY & THE DORUKUSAI COMETH"
(CLASSIC CRUSHER EPISODE #34: from 1992 ):
Episode #34 - Senior Lunacy One-Shot: Most of the Conqueror's have quit, Welforce is also having problems - threatening a Welf-War civil war! Meanwhile, a mysterious assassin continues his deadly mission, systematically killing people. All the while, we meet strange new people in this final issue of the teenager era. Drawn in pen and colored with colored pencil. This issue has a finale that is only available via printed format, where Chrusher meets a beautiful young woman in school that utterly captivates him.

"BUCCANEER BULLETIN'S CRUSHER" (1989-92)
(from 1989-92 plus supplemental comic strips):
Chrusher Comix: The Award-Winning Buccaneer Bulletin Crusher Comics Collection (1989-1992): In 1990, a few Oswego High School teachers discovered my habit of not doing schoolwork and instead drawing comics. Previously, I got in trouble for this. But this time it was different, as the teachers realized that my comics were skilled way beyond my years and that I should be pursuing it as school work! I then drew comics for the school newspaper: the award-winning comic strip series that was originally published in Oswego High School's Buccaneer Bulletin between 1989-1992. Some of them follow a side-story in the saga, and some of them are just one-shots. They won me the First Place Certificate for Best Cartoons of the academic year of 1989-1990 from the Empire State School Press Association, two first places and one second place from the annual Syracuse Newspapers High School Press Day (1st in 1990, 2nd in 1991, 1st in 1992). Usually, I am a very humble person, but I have to admit... DAMN... I dominated. ;-)

THE OGRE SOUNDTRACK'S STORYBOOK & OTHER PERVERSE HUMOR
(CLASSIC CRUSHER COMIC EPISODE #35 & Supplemental comics: 1993):
Chrusher Comix: Episode #35 - The Ogre Soundtrack Storybook: The Ogre Soundtrack's Read-Along/Sing-Along Storybook Also accompanied by a 2-CDR set available for $15, contains material by Chris ChrusherComix, Matt "Galletta's" Stevens, RaYzor C., Eric Babs Babbitt, and A.C. Murphy! Music composed & conducted by John Williams! (19 fully inked pages with colorized covers & CD inserts!) Technically a supplemental yearbook/annual. Fan Art Section II & Chrusher's Sketchbook: Artwork by fans, friends, and family members. RaYzor, Chris Galletta-Stevens & Eric Babs' Anti-Ogre Comix. Then we see Dan Boyce's Anti-RaYzor & Jo-Jo Bunns Comix, and finally, his mom Mare's Anti-ChrusherComix Comix. Then Chris Galletta-Stevens' mindless "Marty Scoville #1".

THE RETURN OF THE CHRUSHER MINI-SERIES
(CLASSIC CRUSHER EPISODES #36-38 from 1995-96):
Chrusher Comix: Episode #36 - "The Scourge of Scoville!": Part One of "The Return of the Crusher" mini-series reveals that Chrusher has been captured by friend and fellow artist/vigilante-turned-art-teacher, Marty Scoville. Also, the newest Conqueror, "Ricktor" Equalizer meets up with the newest Welforce agents, Corey and Shark, who apparently execute RaYzor! All with a madman rapist/murderer on the loose. Episode #37 - "Old friends / New Enemies": As Welforce gains new members, old Conquerors are tempted by the Welf-side. Flashbacks to Jo-Jo Bunn's backyard football game rampages. Print-only finale. Episode #38 - "RaYzor's Funeral": Chrusher returns to find RaYzor is dead. Tons of CrusherComic characters face off! The third chapter in "The Return of The Crusher" Trilogy. The finale of this issue is only available only via printed format.

THE DARK CONQUERORS VIOLENT QUICKIE-COMICS
(CLASSIC CRUSHER EPISODES #39-40 QUICKIE-COMIC SERIES: 1996-97):
Chrusher Comix Episode #39 - "The Arrival of the Dark Conquerors": Darkness surrounds The Conquerors. Chrusher, Mush, RaYzor, Cow, and Ricktor have become twisted vigilantes. Chrusher has been refining his latent telekinetic powers, but seeing "goodness" leaving the normal populace, he has turned from the way of peace and forgiveness that his God-fearing mother would prefer. Instead, he and his brethren have turned vengeful on those who have wronged them. Drawn as a goof with a beer buzz in 10 minutes or less. Not my best art, but chock-full of sadistic violence. And Danny Boyce's complete and utter victory?! Episode #40 - "Danny Triumphant?! Finishers Off The Roof!": Danny B. f'n' rules! No plot, just profusely beating on people & throwing them off hospital roofs into a pile and then mocking them. If you like that kind of stuff, then read it. If not, then skip it. It doesn't forward the rest of the comic at all, just done for fun. Concludes in The Welphy Comic.

ENTER THE WELPHY FAMILY
(CLASSIC CRUSHER EPISODES #41 - 1997-98 & COLORED 2006):
Chrusher Comix Episode #41 - "The Introduction of The Welphy Family": Meet Thomas and Annette Welphy, the obese, elderly, and angry parents of Chrush & Mush's friend, Adam "A.C." Welphy. Comedy ensues immediately and does not end until what little integrity Crusher comics had utterly left forever. Please be advised that there is plenty of toilet/crotch humor in this issue, so if you are against that then skip this issue. Scott Gagnon rates this comic as "the best" and "all others are welfare food-stampage and suck." He also adds that you should "pick, lick and stick!" B&W  and Colorized. Fan Art Section III - Psycho Keith & Mush: My psycho buddy Keith Clark's "Anti-RaYzor Slasher Comix" which do have some very sick adult content. However, RaYzor has his revenge here. Then, my own brother, Matt "Mush" Stevens' does a Welphy Family comic! Classic Crusher is a giant sketchbook with a storyline and fan art is canon!

RAY'S RAYZOR'S EDGE COMICS
(CLASSIC CRUSHER EPISODES #42-43 - 1997-98 & COLORED 2006):
Episode #42 - "The RaYzor's Edge" by RaYzor C. & Chris Stevens: After the Welphy Family tore up half of Oswego in a massive car crash and the Conquerors left a pile of Welforce Agents at the Oswego Hospital, Ian "The Brain" comes out of hiding and attacks RaYzor. Partially written and illustrated by RaYzor. Extended & uncolored version & colorized version. Episode #43.1 - "Don't Judge a Book..." RaYzor is assaulted by Keith Slasher, with accusations of a horrible, unspeakable past! Comedy inspired by Cow Gagnon, Matt Stevens, Keith Clark, and RaYzor C. (of ""HateTheRadio" and "Zadoc... and the Nightmare" fame). The uncolored version & colorized version.

THE LUNATICIAL INVASION & THE END OF CLASSIC CRUSHER COMIX
(CLASSIC CRUSHER EPISODES #43-46: 1997-99)
Chrusher Comix Episode #43b - "Enter: The Lunaticials": What happens when a bunch of handicapped people with super-powers stumble into the ChrusherComix Universe? The whole series begins to end, that's what. In Episode #44 - "Clogged Butts & Lunaticials": The Lunaticials have been revealed. Mr. Corrodedwithshitfaceman has also been revealed, claiming to be their leader. And his mission: Revenge on Scott "Cow" Gagnon for mocking them in school! What happens when Chrusher's Conquerors, the Lunaticials, and the Welphys (and a couple of Welforce members thrown in for good measure) all collide? All logic goes flying out the door and all hell breaks loose. Then, in Episode #45 - "The Defecation of Elephantitus": In this massive, jumbo-sized issue (that includes some of my better artwork), we see that the largest agent of the Conqueror team, Ricktor Equalizer, has become possessed by the evil spirit of Mr. Corrodedwithshitfaceman. His powers are amazing, and he uses them to dominate both our beloved Lunaticials and the Conquerors.  Is this the grand finale of the series forever? The comic's finale is only available via printed format. And finally, Episode #46 - "A Very Welphy Christmas" is a "supplemental" holiday comic; like a yearbook or annual or something. I just add a page or two or three to every XMas as a Christmas present for my brother and friends. The finale of the "Classic Comedy Crusher Comic" storyline, although it never ends and goes on and on with just gags and side-stories. Next is the thrilling graphic web novel called "End Cycle."

CHRUSHER THE WEB DRAMA - BOOK #1 (2007-up):

Chrusher Comix: "End Cycle" - A Webcomic Graphic Novel - Book One, Issue #1:
It is the year 2007, and ten years have passed by. While the authorities are searching for an elusive serial killer, one who uses ancient weapons to torture, rape and murder, they dig up clues from a cold case leads directly to a ghost from the past of forensic artist, and bujutsu expert Chace "Chrusher" Khristoph's past. And while a beautiful young psychic detective assisting the police finds Chace, she leads him into a destiny that he is most assuredly not ready for, even though he has diligently prepared for it all his life. A dramatic departure from my mostly humorous prior volumes that are interrelated, but not interdependent. [Volume 3, Episode 47 overall. For the prior episodes, please continue below.]
 

Chrusher Comix: "End Cycle" - A Webcomic Graphic Novel - Book One, Issue #2:
Continuation of the Graphic Novel Book One. Unraveling more of the events concluding from the prior issue and introduction to more characters and plotlines. Amongst them, we meet Senator Stephen D. Foule, who has a somewhat peculiar relationship with a beautiful assistant, and his son, Ronald S. Foule.